On Aug 2, 2010, at 8:34 AM, john kelley wrote:
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** CRAIGSLIST ADVISORY — AVOID SCAMS BY DEALING LOCALLY
** Avoid: wiring money, cross-border deals, work-at-home
** Beware: cashier checks, money orders, escrow, shipping
** More Info: http://www.craigslist.org/about/scams.html

is there for scal or exerp whith thas pedl? if so i whill gave you 450 then some. oh and whut abt mnk? thankxs.

http://houston.craigslist.org/msg/1875804946.html

On 8/2/10 8:01 AM, Blake Wise wrote:

Umm idk what any of the mean lol i never got big in to palyin
But it’s topof the line digitech
Death metal distorshin peddle
Andits got control for ur level and mids lows and highs
If u whana purchest it than just give mr a call at 713-555-7522

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On Aug 2, 2010, at 8:52 AM, john kelley wrote:

OMG thas sweet lol. topof line6 sum or whath? duz it have pwr 4 the back of it. if i perchist it 4 me can u make it 5 less> it mite think. my midle levl is most. i will call mr. you but 1st you answr thx? lol!

On Aug 2, 2010, at 9:34 PM, John Kelley wrote:
May b up 2 u but 4 now yes………. 2mrew ok. The more 4 me. Call me @ 9w70598 after noon or b4 noon. Thanks 2 lol bye now.

On 8/2/10 9:17 PM, Blake Wise wrote:
Ight soo u whant to buy it?? If so call me at 713 555 7522 any time after 9am or before 3pm becuas I have no clue how to call 9w70598 lol
And i’m only exepting cash by the way

On Aug 3, 2010, at 8:34 AM, John Kelley wrote:
plase teh coll now for me. 713 927 0598 si it. you make bass too? i felt it. thx u 2.

On 8/3/10 10:57 AM, Blake Wise wrote:
It whont let me call u so just call me
713-555-7522

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On 8/3/10 11:11 AM, john kelley wrote:
OMG I TRYED. So much. Pleeee-Z. i whan it so badly it hurtzzzz. i hav 455 $ now. plzz pleas plese!!!!!!!!@$111 I will meet you at target in 3 hrs. i hav a blue truk.

> On 8/3/10 11:28 AM, Blake Wise wrote:
What target??

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On 8/3/10 11:33 AM, john kelley wrote:
> Baytone. by front. wil wait on for 3 hr. thx call me @7 713 92r05987

On 8/3/10 1:09 PM, Blake Wise wrote:
Bro I don’t have no way to get to target
Or I’d be thare already

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On 8/3/10 1:11 PM, john kelley wrote:
I WILL MAKE 500$ OK?! THAX

On 8/3/10 1:15 PM, Blake Wise wrote:

I’ll take 420 if u come to Sheldon road in channelview

On 8/3/10 1:20 PM, john kelley wrote:

YOU MAKE IT 440 $ AN I B THR IN A HR. KK?

On 8/3/10 1:25 PM, Blake Wise wrote:
Ight than and let me know whin u get sum where of Sheldon rd

On 8/3/10 1:30 PM, john kelley wrote:
I AM HEER R U? I think so. Stop!!!!!

On 8/3/10 1:33 PM, john kelley wrote:
I AM HAVing a Donut? You no the place? Its donuts on Shaldon Rd. I am havng a krooler an a jelly. donut. i buy you donus too. ThX!!! 500 $, OK?

On 8/3/10 1:32 PM, Blake Wise wrote:
What parkinglot r u in??

On 8/3/10 1:38 PM, john kelley wrote:
DONUT Hole. U call me. I am here. Wite shirt. blue trukk. I am inside eating donusts. OK? (281) 452-2442

On 8/3/10 1:43 PM, Blake Wise wrote:

Man thares no one even thare

On 8/3/10 1:47 PM, john kelley wrote:

Sry. I got hungry an go to Mcdndl. U want choc shake?

On 8/3/10 1:45 PM, Blake Wise wrote:

I’m sittin right across the street.

On 8/3/10 1:51 PM, john kelley wrote:

LOLZ!!!! I C U! OK.

On 8/3/10 1:52 PM, Blake Wise wrote:

Than come ver hear I don’t see a blu truck

On 8/3/10 1:55 PM, john kelley wrote:

i am runnninng to Wells FArgo for my $500. OK? GOing to ATM. OK? IS THAT OK? THANKS!

On 8/3/10 1:56 PM, Blake Wise wrote:
I will meat u at wels Fargo

On 8/3/10 2:02 PM, john kelley wrote:
THX! U C ME. I have more. U can, ok? SO FARGO.

On 8/3/10 2:03 PM, Blake Wise wrote:
I’m in wels Garcia parkinglot in an old two tone chevy

On 8/3/10 2:04 PM, john kelley wrote:
U LIE. U SAID U CUD NOT GO TO ME. LIE. I hate lieers. I wil not buy. I spent MY MONEY AT CVS now.

On 8/3/10 2:07 PM, Blake Wise wrote:
What ever i had to use my frends truck
Fuck this ur a whast of my time

On 8/3/10 2:13 PM, john kelley wrote:
O U 2. THX 4 it. U right? COME 2 MCDNLD an I bye u a burdger an frys. u say sry 2 me.

On 8/3/10 2:19 PM, Blake Wise wrote:
No bro I’m nit Gina whast my time I spent the past 30 minets drivin around whastin my frends gas and as soon as I got to mcdonalds ud say u see me than say ur sumwhare els

On 8/3/10 2:26 PM, john kelley wrote:
Oh, Blake. You are so “Wise.”

On 8/3/10 2:27 PM, Blake Wise wrote:
WTF is this!!!

On 8/3/10 2:28 PM, john kelley wrote:
Who do you think?

On 8/3/10 2:30 PM, Blake Wise wrote:
If I know I wouldent be askin who is this?!?

On 8/3/10 2:32 PM, john kelley wrote:
Think about it for like three minutes.

On 8/3/10 2:35 PM, Blake Wise wrote:
Do u actualy know who I am??

On 8/3/10 2:36 PM, john kelley wrote:
I think you know the answer to that question. What does your gut tell you?

On 8/3/10 2:38 PM, Blake Wise wrote:
Y don’t u just tell me who u r

On 8/3/10 2:43 PM, john kelley wrote:
Because you wouldn’t learn anything if I did.

On 8/3/10 2:50 PM, Blake Wise wrote:
Ya I can who the fuck is this

On 8/3/10 2:52 PM, john kelley wrote:
If you can type one full sentence without a grammatical mistake, I will tell you. Frankly, I think you have your work cut out for you.

On 8/3/10 2:56 PM, Blake Wise wrote:
Tell me who you are.

On 8/3/10 3:00 PM, john kelley wrote:
Very good! I will tell you: I am nobody you know. I just thought your CraigsList ad was written so poorly that it warranted a bit of fun. I did not expect anything like this though. Rest assured, there are about twenty people laughing at this exchange. You’ve become a local celebrity.

On 8/3/10 3:04 PM, Blake Wise wrote:
Y don’t u fuck off how about that cuz if u had anuff.balls u would tell me who u are how about that u fuckin pussy by the way

On 8/3/10 3:20 PM, Blake Wise wrote:
And you realy need to get A life and not be such a cum guzzling pussy who thanks thare shit smells like roses cuz ur a worthless fuck

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8 Comments

1. Shawn Smith says:

   2010/08/03 at 16:15

   Fucking PRICELESS!!!
2. Adriana says:

   2010/08/04 at 07:23

   oh…. this made my day
3. Michelle says:

   2010/08/04 at 11:19

   “if u had anuff.balls” never go away blake, never.
4. moo says:

   2010/08/05 at 11:20

   All you need is a military experiment or a time machine, then you too can run the once and future idiocracy…

   …and that was mean. You and your friends on the receiving end wouldn’t be as blissed out as you are now. Remember, karma comes around. Reap-time leads to sow-regret…
   Find another hobby. Leave the less fortunate alone.
   AVAST now, bitches !!!
5. Joshua says:

   2010/08/06 at 14:47

   i woold lik a choch shak plz: larg kind
6. jkk says:

   2010/08/06 at 14:50

   I BUY YOU BURDGER. $500 OK?
7. Evan K says:

   2010/09/08 at 07:47

   This is an all time classic! It made my day and almost made me shit myself laughing. You should’ve won an award for this comedy– or at least a free hamburger from Micky Ds. Well done.
8. Lindsay says:

   2010/09/24 at 07:42

   FABULOUSO!